ΤΕΛΕΙΟ Αλίκη!!!!
1.
Guests
Finally, always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare at them.
2.
Play:
It is important. Get enough sleep in the daytime so you are fresh for playing Catch-the-Mouse or King of the Hill on the bed between 2 and 4 a.m.
The idea is always to get your human on your schedule.
3.
The Litter Box:
When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible, especially if its dirty. This should alert them that it needs cleaning, plus there's an added bonus for humans...they love the feel of kitty litter under their feet and between the toes...hey, it's like a day at the beach!
4.
Hiding:
This one's a no-brainer and a surefire way to get attention. Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you. Do not come out for three to four hours under any circumstances. This will cause the humans to panic (which they do a lot of so they must enjoy it) and they will think that maybe you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out, the humans will cover you with love and kisses and you will probably get a treat.
Αυτά είναι τα αγαπημένα μου, γιατί όσο να'ναι όλο και κάτι μου θυμίζουν
με τελευταίο και
κο - ρυ - φαί - ο το:
ONE LAST THOUGHT:
Whenever possible, treat the human much like you would your favorite fellow cat.
Show your affection by getting close to the human, especially their face, then turn around, and present your butt to them. At first the human will not understand, but remember they are slow learners -- give them time and lots of practice. And be gracious...don't forget guests!
